Strictly Confidential.
Presentation. First Pass.
Sci-Fi Movie Script.
In-House Working Title: "Keeping the Faith In the US Dollar"
Suggested Change: "Finding the Faith In the US Dollar"
General Story-Line: "Federal Reserve: We as Federal As Federal Express. But Better For Our Shareholders"
Submitted Nov 19, 2012.
Status: Casting is open, AlphaCat is invited for President Obama's role.
Commonly Used Acronyms:
BS: Banking System, Banking Slaves, Male Cow Manure.
MF Global: A tragic case of a Very Sad Company of Well-Connected People "losing" a Lot of Other People's money.
MF (Sans Global): Naughty Word.
HFT: High-Frequency Trading or Hot "Naughty Word" Traders.
USTs: US Treasuries, or Your Children IOUs Issued mostly to "Asian Investors".
Hedge Funds: Wealthy People playing with Other People's Moneys.
Algos: When HFTs are Partying They are using Comps to Front-Run fellow Market Participants.
PROPs: Hedge Funds Organised Inside Banks by "Banksters" to Squeeze the Cream out of the Muppets.
Muppets: Bank Clients that are being Sold Stuff, which Banks Are Not Buying.
PPT: Plunge Protection Team, a team which Never Existed and where the "Banksters" are writing off losses to the Feds through their PROPs Trades, by Supporting "Efficient Market."
Feds: Unelected Officials, employed by the "Banksters". On Temporary Leave in order To Create and Support aforementioned "Efficient Market" and Keep Muppets from Running on the Streets.
FB: our favourite social networking site "Facebook"; "The Best Special OP Ever" according to the one Senator and the back-end of the FBI & CIA according to others.
IPO shares: Idiots Priced Our shares.
Wall Street and Investment Banks: Places where IPO shares are Sold to Muppets and Further Shuffling of That Stuff Is Undertaking Amongst Said Muppets Soon After That.
The Only Place Where Gentleman steps out from a Rolls-Royce and inquires the guy-who-took-the-tube-to-work on Sound Financial Advice.
EMT: "Efficient Market Theory" - The Old Lady which is Murdered In The Last Scene.
++ Urgent Update ++
>NSA database: Active
>File PKIL001/"PPT Keep It Low"
>Field Intercept//21.11.2012// Code GOLD
>Analysing
1. Cell #*******777//GPS 546/FRA/7890 Monaco Region//Status: Mobile//Model: In-Built, Ferrari 458 Spider//Registration Number plate BAD**S
2. Cell #*********999//GPS 786/USA/7965\Second Floor\Study\**, *******\Greenwich\Connecticut\ZIP 06830
++ start ++
[unintelligible]
[background audio]
[bad Line ... Monaco Tunnel to Connecticut]
1. ...how do they know?
2. ...don't know, something with Anon.
1. ... have you call the fed?
2. ...have called everyone, fed, goldman, white [unintelligible] even put couple of our guys in the elevators there...nobody talks ...it is like for real.
1. ...mother [unintelligible] they would like to do us again...
2. ...dunno ... intel says it's just a script on the blog...
1. ...script? are you kidding me ... mother [unintelligible] and george is already buying...
2. ...yes, and paulson as well now...
1. ...on the jet in fifteen ... call you from london ... start with small lots 100 - 200 mil...
2. ...we are already tipping in ... should i call jammie to bring it down now, when asia is closed - he can make it for feds account with his prop ...
1. ...no he is gone now ... he is red now and hsb..[interference] as well, those libor kids broke all trade now...
2. ...okay we just go in ....
1. ...do not overbid ... slow and low in hundreds and spread it out ... send that script...
2. ...just text you ...
1. ...are you in your mind? i supposed to be in another place ...
2. ... got you ...we will start from here and move to singapore overnight ...
[error: cell.1 GPS connection lost//approx lctn: Monaco - Nice, France.]
Soros and Paulson are back to gold rush
Scientific Background: Unproven Austrian Theory that Debasing Of The Currency Creates Inflation by Definition and represents The Form Of Taxation and Confiscation of Wealth (suggested to change Wealth to Savings - These LowLifes even can not bet 10 grand at a time)
Advisers: Dr Alan Greenspan, Honourable Henry Merritt Paulson, Honourable Jon S. Corzine.
Pre-production PR Advice: We need to Find Some People in the Government Not Affiliated with Goldman Sachs in order to demonstrate the broader representation of Different Classes and backgrounds of Society.
Suggestion: Introduce two Young Hackers working for the Plunge Protection Team (PPT) and Policing the Web in order to maintain PPT's Low Profile. Here we may introduce the Romantic Story-Line: a Male and a Female who represents the 99% and are taken Out Of Context.
Time: Nearest Future or Maybe Already Yesterday.
16,281,329,916,599.63
At 4:20 pm (EST)on 2012/11/19
"Well Go And Fix It."
After Lunch.
The Oval Office, The White House.
President Obama Calls Romney: "Mitt ... you know, we are All American Team ... after all. Lets call The Boyz - CFA has messed up my Dream."
Mitt is Golfing, Relaxed (here we can give some landscape a little bit) but still is in a Good Shape - reaction is fast and brutal: Speaks with some steel mechanical notes in his voice: "Hi, you've reached Mitt Romney, please leave your number and we will find how you have done this."
15:00 (EST)
Washington, DC.
Pentagon building.
Deep Underground Floor with Sign "Not For Your Clearance".
Currency War Room - Obama is Briefed by Ben Bernanke and Lloyd Blankfein about The Plan.
Obama: "Where is Tim?"
Tim from The Corner: "I am Here."
Twenty men are coming All In The Same Very Expensive Tailored Dark Grey Suits, No Jewellery - Only Wrists carry Serious Pieces.
Obama - "Who are They?"
His Chief of Staff lowered the voice and gives him The List with his Election Top Twenty Contributors.
Chief of Staff: "Mr President - This Model Was Already Tested in 2008, we would recommend to go the Tested Routine."
Obama: "What about the Unions?"
Unions From The Corner - "We Are Here."
Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff (Close plan - broken his pen, steel in the eyes, stands up and looks straight at Obama):
"Mr President, Shall We?"
Obama nods: "Thank you Gentlemen, It Is An Economic Issue At This Moment."
"Do not forget this one for your file" - Obama slides The List across the table to the Chairman.
General allows the light smile: "Yes, Sir"
Five Star Generals Are leaving The Room - Close Plan on Faces: Steel Look in the eyes.
They stopped for a moment and turned at the door.
Chairman, General: "Mr President..."
Obama nods: "Yes, Gentlemen - The Case."
General Comes back and Takes the Nuclear Missiles Case from the Marine and Cuffs it to his wrist.
Obama: "This One is not for you to decide MF (Without Global)."
President leaves the room.
15:20 (EST)
The National Guard is called on Duty.
Obama calls Home, just said: "I will be late today. Love you all"
All American Dream Flashes in his eyes (here we need to start something Dramatic - Like Metallica "The Day That Never Comes")
President Presses the Green Button on Tim's iPad - He Promised Not to use Turbo Tax This Time and It Is Just a Press Release For The Press - Goldman is Front Running Everything anyway...
15:25 (EST)
Colorado: Undisclosed Secret facility. Ballistic Missiles Military Base. Helicopters are coming down, Special Ops Are Securing the perimeter. Mountain Top with The Faked Eagle is moving aside.
First Trucks are coming into the Mountain with Huge Rolls of Paper with "Made in China" on the sideline, big Tankers passing by with the logo "Special Ink Corp." on boards. Small local kids are playing the Chess (Suggested to change to Baseball) at the local McDonalds Parking Lot and are amazed by all this activity. Officers are giving them candies.
(Advisers are insisting that in Reality it will be all done on iPads or actually is Already Done, but we think that it is more Patriotic and More Dramatic to introduce The Base, Uniforms and Proud Workers cutting off "Made in China" from the paper rolls.)
15:30 (EST)
Top Secret: Executive Order - All Fans in The White House and Other Federal Buildings across the country to be Switched Off after NYSE market closed.
15:35 (EST)
ZeroHedge, Kitco and Financial Sense websites are Down.
Late Night Headline:
Scene from London: Next Morning Mad Traders are Unloading USTs to Chinese. Valium, Coke and used dollar bills are spread all over the restrooms.
Chinese stop Buying USTs at Noon GMT - Somebody is Falling Down out of the window.
Unspecified traders are Bidding Heavily on Gold in Broken English, They Do Not Take Any Paper - Only Physical Delivery.
Investment in "special CIA Arrangement "Code Name Paula", finally paid off", Chinese are not Muppets or former Clients of MF Global.
Japan, Korea, Russia, Iran, India and All Middle East Are Buying Gold. Brazil is stepping in later in the morning. Paper markets are Closed Down, Everybody is Demanding Physical Delivery. Switzerland Has Proposed To Use CERN as The Gold Vault.
09:00 am (EST)
Switzerland, Hong-Kong, Singapore and Russian former Nuclear Facilities are allocated to the International Physical Gold Trading system.
Nobody calls FED to Ask...
NSA and CIA proposed to send Drones - they are briefed that these time we need actually Somebody Alive To Buy All This Stuff - IOUs.
Suggestion: To Soften the Moment we can introduce romantic scene:
Washington, DC.
Yearly Morning, Young Hackers are in Love - They Are Off The Grid and have no clue that Chinese now Know Everything, PPT is exposed and CEO of the Major Bank is lost with his Private Jet - Boeing 777 and five years of Food Supply somewhere in Bermuda Triangle.
09:01 (EST)
First reports by The ONIONs: "NY Fed Gold is missing."
09:05 (EST)
Meeting at The Government Sachs: "Ben - I know What To Do With Fiscal Cliff."
Meeting at The Government Sachs: "Ben - I know What To Do With Fiscal Cliff."
"We Will Add Just A Little Bit More US Dollars."
09:25 (EST)
BREAKING: The ONIONs "FED: There Is No More Fiscal Cliff. We Will Fill The Grand Canyon With US Dollars."
Muted in the background: "...No you will Call Chinese This Time..."
Young girl with glasses is rushing in: "London ... They know already" - close plan on TV Screens - drunk traders are with boxes on the streets.
09:45 (EST)
BREAKING: The ONIONs - "FED: We Know What We are Doing."
This one is Really Heavy, but here is the point: front-running GS and HFT in Their Prime are stepping in This Solo, Algos and PPT are thrown In, but Asian US Debt Holders Are Unimpressed.
Zakk Wylde is classic: just wait for the United States of America National Anthem.
By the subdued reaction of Asian Investment Public FED realises that US Dollar is Toasted.
09:46 (EST)
BREAKING: The ONIONs - "FED: Gold in NY FED is Safe - There Is No Reason For Panic - We Just Can Not Find The Keys"
09:47 (EST)
Unconfirmed Rumours On The Street: "NY FED's Gold Vault Keys Were At MF Global Safe Deposit Box."
This one is Really Heavy, but here is the point: front-running GS and HFT in Their Prime are stepping in This Solo, Algos and PPT are thrown In, but Asian US Debt Holders Are Unimpressed.
Zakk Wylde is classic: just wait for the United States of America National Anthem.
By the subdued reaction of Asian Investment Public FED realises that US Dollar is Toasted.
09:46 (EST)
BREAKING: The ONIONs - "FED: Gold in NY FED is Safe - There Is No Reason For Panic - We Just Can Not Find The Keys"
09:47 (EST)
Unconfirmed Rumours On The Street: "NY FED's Gold Vault Keys Were At MF Global Safe Deposit Box."
10:45 (EST)
Concerned Secretary:
Ben: Tired, Alone: "How Can I Forget About The Gold and Germans Asked to Count It Now At NY FED..."
"And This Bloody Fuel Bills for Choppers Are Going Up Now.
Why Can't We Print Oil - Just A Little Bit?
This "Stop Fracking Crowd" Learns Fast - C'MON People: Little Bit of Toxic Waste in Your Water Supply, but All Economy is Saved."
Writes a note: "Not To Forget: To Call Jim At Goldman - To Fix That Oil Chart."
Lunch Time (EST)
Older One: Thanks our God - We Are Loaded - Going Long Gold, Copper and Silver, Lithium and Tungsten - There is No Way to Move Gold Around If Everybody Will Start Counting and Demand Delivery.
Younger One: What Do We Tell The Muppets This Time? All lines are Red Hot now.
Older One: Make A Write Up On FB and Rubber Chickens Cards IPO - it will be Good before Xmas...
Goldman Sachs: Jim O'Neill Oil Price Forecast 2012.
13:50 (EST)
Somebody calls to Someone: "We Are Done - You Have A Go".
14:00 (EST)
All US Markets Are Closed Due to Technical Fault and Hacker Attack from The East, All Trading Data is Compromised.
Young Hackers are promised to share that Boeing 777, which is lost in Bermuda Triangle in Exchange for being Wanted For Life.
They have rerouted the servers around Asia and crashed All Trading Systems With Asian Trace as ordered.
But Hackers Are Clever, Anon tipped them about the Real Plan prepared for them and they are Escaping the DC on Tesla Model S.
(It could be Radical - with Anon, but will drive the young crowd to watch this paint drying "masterpiece")
Producer finally wakes up: "I Like It."
"Good opportunity to Burn Some Tires and Spice All This White-Collar Criminal Drama a bit - I see Epic Auto Chase with Made in USA by "Losers" Tesla Model S Against Ferrari..."
Authors: "Sir, It Is Not American ..."
Producer: "Okay, Lamborghini Gallardo or Audi R8..."
Authors - "Nope, not from here ..."
Producer: "Are you kidding me? - Find something, Not GM Volt for God's Sake, call Mitt - he knows this stuff."
Decided: Epic Auto Chase with Tesla Model S Against Two Hammers, Ford Mustang and Lincoln Navigator.
Producer: "I got This: Intense...15 - 20 minutes, Serious Damage Everywhere, Helicopter with Snipers Shooting at the Gas Tank ..."
Authors: "Sorry ... err ... There is No Gas Tank"
Producer: "Okay, Okay Lithium - Shlithium, No Gas. iPhone - Shmophone - Batteries - I am digging it. China Trace - I like it, let's not Kill Them - Security Details can not keep up with Tesla and they are losing Young Hackers, Burning the Tesla's Tires.
I can see a sequel - We need George Clooney and his boyz to Break That CERN Gold Vault in part Two..."
15:00 (EST)
13:50 (EST)
Somebody calls to Someone: "We Are Done - You Have A Go".
14:00 (EST)
All US Markets Are Closed Due to Technical Fault and Hacker Attack from The East, All Trading Data is Compromised.
Young Hackers are promised to share that Boeing 777, which is lost in Bermuda Triangle in Exchange for being Wanted For Life.
They have rerouted the servers around Asia and crashed All Trading Systems With Asian Trace as ordered.
But Hackers Are Clever, Anon tipped them about the Real Plan prepared for them and they are Escaping the DC on Tesla Model S.
(It could be Radical - with Anon, but will drive the young crowd to watch this paint drying "masterpiece")
Producer finally wakes up: "I Like It."
"Good opportunity to Burn Some Tires and Spice All This White-Collar Criminal Drama a bit - I see Epic Auto Chase with Made in USA by "Losers" Tesla Model S Against Ferrari..."
Authors: "Sir, It Is Not American ..."
Producer: "Okay, Lamborghini Gallardo or Audi R8..."
Authors - "Nope, not from here ..."
Producer: "Are you kidding me? - Find something, Not GM Volt for God's Sake, call Mitt - he knows this stuff."
Decided: Epic Auto Chase with Tesla Model S Against Two Hammers, Ford Mustang and Lincoln Navigator.
Producer: "I got This: Intense...15 - 20 minutes, Serious Damage Everywhere, Helicopter with Snipers Shooting at the Gas Tank ..."
Authors: "Sorry ... err ... There is No Gas Tank"
Producer: "Okay, Okay Lithium - Shlithium, No Gas. iPhone - Shmophone - Batteries - I am digging it. China Trace - I like it, let's not Kill Them - Security Details can not keep up with Tesla and they are losing Young Hackers, Burning the Tesla's Tires.
I can see a sequel - We need George Clooney and his boyz to Break That CERN Gold Vault in part Two..."
15:00 (EST)
BREAKING: The Onions - "FED - We Think That It Will Be Positive For The Markets, Team Spirit And Economy In A Hole - To Stop Counting Our Debt from January 1st, 2013. The Value of US Dollar will be Determined Daily by The LIBOR Fair Pricing Team at 1pm NY Time based on "The Black Holes Pricing Model"
16:00 (EST)
BREAKING: The ONIONs - "McDonalds Introduces Dynamic Pricing"
16:00 (EST)
BREAKING: The ONIONs - "McDonalds Introduces Dynamic Pricing"
Producer: "Okay, Okay ... but We Need At Least One Murder."
Authors: "We have ... look here: The Guy Is Falling From The Skyscraper in London..."
Producer: "No ... I see something more Dramatic ... That Was More Like Health and Safety issue there - Incident At Work."
Authors: "No problemo, but We would like 30% Royalties US based and 70% International."
Producer: "You Have 25% US Based and 50% International."
Done, shaking hands.
Producer: "Where Have You Got All This Stuff? It is All Sci-Fi, Fiction - Right?"
Authors are Taking off Glasses:"Technically, Yes"
Producer: "Okay, Okay ... we will cut it here and change the language ... but I like this Swiss Flavour here ... I am thinking George Clooney as The General and Bradley Cooper as a Hacker ... now Girls ..."
"And ye, guys ... what about the Real Estate in your place ... Is that CERN thing for real? Like we can get Down there in case..."
Last Scene: "The ONIONS" In Local News:
Authors: "We have ... look here: The Guy Is Falling From The Skyscraper in London..."
Producer: "No ... I see something more Dramatic ... That Was More Like Health and Safety issue there - Incident At Work."
Authors: "No problemo, but We would like 30% Royalties US based and 70% International."
Producer: "You Have 25% US Based and 50% International."
Done, shaking hands.
Producer: "Where Have You Got All This Stuff? It is All Sci-Fi, Fiction - Right?"
Authors are Taking off Glasses:"Technically, Yes"
Producer: "Okay, Okay ... we will cut it here and change the language ... but I like this Swiss Flavour here ... I am thinking George Clooney as The General and Bradley Cooper as a Hacker ... now Girls ..."
"And ye, guys ... what about the Real Estate in your place ... Is that CERN thing for real? Like we can get Down there in case..."
Last Scene: "The ONIONS" In Local News:
"Police Report: Washington, DC: Old Lady with Driving Licence issued in the name of "Efficient Market Theory" Was Pronounced Dead On Site of Hit-and-Run After Collision with The Back Armoured Limo near The White House On the road from
Capitol Hill to The US Treasury building.
No Witnesses.
Case Closed."
Production Update Nov 22, 2012
Phone call ringing...
Producer: "...Oke Doke Karaoke - we have a Go! I have investors lined up ... patriotic Saudis are on board as well ... we will need couple of twists thou."
Authors: "Twists? ... Is it with Ben in Helicopters?"
Producer: "Jet is on its way get your ... (muted)...here."
Next day somewhere in Los Angeles area, California.
Beautiful View, Ocean, Steel and Glass, Open Plan, Four Stories above the ground - "Iron Man 2's John Stark" house.
Audi R8 Spider is on the Driveway.
Producer - Brushes his teeth with Dom Perignon: "Owwhhh ..."
"Owwhhh ... Saudis and that guy ... from Kazashman ..."
Executive Assistant: "Kazakhstan, Sir."
Producer is lying down on the white leather sofa and keeps Cold Bottle of Dom at his head: "Kazakhstan - Kazashman. Whatever - Deal is Done - I have everything now ... Hit me"
Authors are looking at each other, smiling: "Hit with what?"
Producer is still Not Very Good: "Those people are made of Steel ... I need to Detox with Deepak Chopra for a month now ... Guys - are you Deaf? I have The Deal - We Need The Happy Ending Now"
Authors are taking off glasses: "Errr ... its impossible, Debt Can Not Be Repaid ... errr ... Ever"
Producer: "Two days..."
Authors: "Two days what?"
Producer: "You have two days to make The Happy Ending"
Two days later.
Los Angeles, California.
Blue Sky, Movie Studio - Tons of Unusually Attractive Women are doing strange things like accounting.
Office, Everything Is Very Expensive.
Producer finished his call: "Hit me."
Authors: "Picture this..."
Sometime in the future...
Washington, DC. Fall, Blue Sky - Leaves are falling down.
Happy Ending Opening Scene.
Suggested: After The Murder of "Efficient Market Theory" to follow up with a good moving scene:
Everybody who voted for War To Bring Democracy to Other Countries in order to take out Their Oil or who is Against Electric Cars goes and visits personally Every Mother of The Killed In Action Her Only Hero and look them in the eyes.
Caddy: "Sir ... Impossible - It could be only the Feds ..."
"The One" is Silent - looks at the fast approaching Red Car -something is Surreal about its Flashing Glide - There is No Noise...
Red Tesla Model S Turbo approaches the group, passing GM Volts surrounding the scene.
"Denzel" comes slowly, face to face - close plan - takes cigar out, puffs straight into the face of "The One."
Wide and Two Angles from the Air - "Denzel" steps aside and throws cuffs on the grass: "Cuff Yourself."
Wide and Two Angles from the Air - Special Ops are with rifles Down, fingers are on the triggers.
"The One": "Do you Realise who I am?"
Voice is Trembling, Hands are shaking, Face is Red with Anger.
"Denzel": Yes: MF (Without Global).
(Executive Assistant is almost in agony: "Rating - We Need PG15!"
Producer: "No, this one is Good...")
Caddy runs with the phone - "The One" takes it, jaw is dropping Down: "Who? Chief of What?"
(Producer screams: "I said I need Cloonie here."
Running excited all around the office and jumps on the table.)
"the one": "Yes, General I understand"
"the one" Bends Over and picks up the Cuffs.
"Denzel" throws his cigar under the Tesla - one and his buddies are crashing onto the Grass.
"Denzel" smiles: "There is No Gas MF (Without Global) - you will survive, I hope for a Long One."
Three Angles from the Air - "the one" is on the back seat and Black GM Volts Cavalcade is moving fast silently away.
"Denzel" picks up Cigar, throws it in the trash bin - close plan - gets in the Car, Sweet Female voice is asking: "How was your day so far today? Would you like to be guided to your next Target?"
Wide and Three Angles from the Air - Red Tesla Glides silently on the Driving Range.
(Producer: "Red on the Green - Cool!")
Close plan - Tesla gets on the tarmac, "Denzel" switches on Audio - Epic Burn Out of Tires and Tesla is disappearing fast in the distance.
Closing Scene.
Washington, DC.
The White House. The Oval Office.
Ron Paul puts Down the phone.
Assistant: "Mr President, Chairman Joint Chiefs of Staff is here."
General Comes in: "Mr President."
(Producer shouting in the speaker: "What do you meant you can not find George?")
Ron Paul, Tired, but smiles: "Have you got everybody?"
General: "Yes, Sir".
Press Secretary: "Are You Ready Mr President?"
Ron Paul: "Yes, Lets Do It."
Goes into the Rose Garden - No Teleprompters.
Speaks, People listen - a Lot of Flashes...
Three Angles from the Air.
9:00 (EST)
ZeroHedge:
BREAKING:
* Ron Paul Has Announced The Gold Standard.
* Ron Paul Said No More BS - Banking System which Creates Banking Slaves.
* Ron Paul Said FED Will Be Ended Now.
* Ron Paul Has Signed Executive Oder To Issue US Dollars By The Treasury Of U.S. Fully Backed By Gold.
Authors: "This is it - Happy Ending"
Silence.
Executive Assistant is nervous and drinking water.
Producer is still siting like an Eagle on the Table, looking in the window at the Horizon.
Phone rings, Secretary: "George is Interested, will call back in five."
Producer is still thinking: "This is Sci-Fi, Right?"
Authors: "Technically, yes"
Producer: "Okay, boys We Go Anyway, but we will move it All to Mars - it is getting Hot Now"
Shouts in the speaker: "Get me Elon on the Line and order me that one - Tesla Model S in Red"
Ron Paul: The Movie
"Join the Freedom Revolution!
In an age of shameless hypocrisy
where all still swear allegiance to a Constitution
they have no intention to obey...
One man has stood for decades
against the tides of corruption...
Often he has stood alone...
No more."
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All Events and Characters are Fictional and supposed to be funny, if they were Not So Tragic potentially. Any pictures or descriptions resembling the real persons are Not intentional.
Phone call ringing...
Producer: "...Oke Doke Karaoke - we have a Go! I have investors lined up ... patriotic Saudis are on board as well ... we will need couple of twists thou."
Authors: "Twists? ... Is it with Ben in Helicopters?"
Producer: "Jet is on its way get your ... (muted)...here."
Next day somewhere in Los Angeles area, California.
Beautiful View, Ocean, Steel and Glass, Open Plan, Four Stories above the ground - "Iron Man 2's John Stark" house.
Audi R8 Spider is on the Driveway.
Producer - Brushes his teeth with Dom Perignon: "Owwhhh ..."
"Owwhhh ... Saudis and that guy ... from Kazashman ..."
Executive Assistant: "Kazakhstan, Sir."
Producer is lying down on the white leather sofa and keeps Cold Bottle of Dom at his head: "Kazakhstan - Kazashman. Whatever - Deal is Done - I have everything now ... Hit me"
Authors are looking at each other, smiling: "Hit with what?"
Producer is still Not Very Good: "Those people are made of Steel ... I need to Detox with Deepak Chopra for a month now ... Guys - are you Deaf? I have The Deal - We Need The Happy Ending Now"
Authors are taking off glasses: "Errr ... its impossible, Debt Can Not Be Repaid ... errr ... Ever"
Producer: "Two days..."
Authors: "Two days what?"
Producer: "You have two days to make The Happy Ending"
Two days later.
Los Angeles, California.
Blue Sky, Movie Studio - Tons of Unusually Attractive Women are doing strange things like accounting.
Office, Everything Is Very Expensive.
Producer finished his call: "Hit me."
Authors: "Picture this..."
Sometime in the future...
Washington, DC. Fall, Blue Sky - Leaves are falling down.
Happy Ending Opening Scene.
Suggested: After The Murder of "Efficient Market Theory" to follow up with a good moving scene:
Everybody who voted for War To Bring Democracy to Other Countries in order to take out Their Oil or who is Against Electric Cars goes and visits personally Every Mother of The Killed In Action Her Only Hero and look them in the eyes.
Executive Assistant protesting: "I would advise Not To Look Farthers in the eyes - we will not Rate it as PG15 Any More and the Capitol Hill and White House will be Empty"
Masters will always find Another One to Sell His Soul!?
What if Not?
Next scene.
Golf Club, Expensive, Ocean and Blue Sky, Even Grass smells like money ... which are supposed to be in the Grand Canyon now...
Golf course: Beautiful People...
"The One" is making The Swing, misses - we can not see his face - close plan from his back: cavalcade of Black GM Volts and Police Electric Brammos are coming straight on to the Driving Range - Camera Three Angles from the Air.
"The One" is making The Swing, misses - we can not see his face - close plan from his back: cavalcade of Black GM Volts and Police Electric Brammos are coming straight on to the Driving Range - Camera Three Angles from the Air.
Black GM Volts are taking the area in the circle.
Pride of The Nation: young Handsome Guys are getting out of Electric Cars - Former Marines and Special Ops who are now serving their people and protecting their families for real.
Bodyguards are lying face down in the Bunkers - No Resistance.
Pride of The Nation: young Handsome Guys are getting out of Electric Cars - Former Marines and Special Ops who are now serving their people and protecting their families for real.
Bodyguards are lying face down in the Bunkers - No Resistance.
Caddy: "Sir ... Impossible - It could be only the Feds ..."
"The One" is Silent - looks at the fast approaching Red Car -something is Surreal about its Flashing Glide - There is No Noise...
Red Tesla Model S Turbo approaches the group, passing GM Volts surrounding the scene.
Car goes slower and starts to produce futuristic Alerting Sound.
Close plan - Wheel stops next to "The Once's" Shoe - you can see beautiful Powerful Ceramic Breaks...
Sweet Female Voice is sounding from Tesla: "You are dangerously close to the Federal Vehicle and Can Be Ran Over, please - Step Aside."
Camera goes with Wide and Two Angles from the Air on Tesla - the thing of Beauty.
Windows are black...door opens - close plan - Heavy boot with Metal Plates first, then Special Federal Marshal himself...
Close plan - Wheel stops next to "The Once's" Shoe - you can see beautiful Powerful Ceramic Breaks...
Sweet Female Voice is sounding from Tesla: "You are dangerously close to the Federal Vehicle and Can Be Ran Over, please - Step Aside."
Camera goes with Wide and Two Angles from the Air on Tesla - the thing of Beauty.
Windows are black...door opens - close plan - Heavy boot with Metal Plates first, then Special Federal Marshal himself...
(Producer wakes up: "Get me Denzel on the phone - Now.")
"Denzel" goes Slowly to "The One" - wind, Black Leather Coat opens and we can see a Huge Gun; White Doves are flying out of the Tesla.
(Producer screams: "Can We Shoot At Least Somebody Now, please?")
(Producer screams: "Can We Shoot At Least Somebody Now, please?")
"Denzel" comes slowly, face to face - close plan - takes cigar out, puffs straight into the face of "The One."
Wide and Two Angles from the Air - "Denzel" steps aside and throws cuffs on the grass: "Cuff Yourself."
Wide and Two Angles from the Air - Special Ops are with rifles Down, fingers are on the triggers.
"The One": "Do you Realise who I am?"
Voice is Trembling, Hands are shaking, Face is Red with Anger.
"Denzel": Yes: MF (Without Global).
(Executive Assistant is almost in agony: "Rating - We Need PG15!"
Producer: "No, this one is Good...")
Caddy runs with the phone - "The One" takes it, jaw is dropping Down: "Who? Chief of What?"
(Producer screams: "I said I need Cloonie here."
Running excited all around the office and jumps on the table.)
"the one": "Yes, General I understand"
"the one" Bends Over and picks up the Cuffs.
"Denzel" throws his cigar under the Tesla - one and his buddies are crashing onto the Grass.
"Denzel" smiles: "There is No Gas MF (Without Global) - you will survive, I hope for a Long One."
Three Angles from the Air - "the one" is on the back seat and Black GM Volts Cavalcade is moving fast silently away.
"Denzel" picks up Cigar, throws it in the trash bin - close plan - gets in the Car, Sweet Female voice is asking: "How was your day so far today? Would you like to be guided to your next Target?"
Wide and Three Angles from the Air - Red Tesla Glides silently on the Driving Range.
(Producer: "Red on the Green - Cool!")
Close plan - Tesla gets on the tarmac, "Denzel" switches on Audio - Epic Burn Out of Tires and Tesla is disappearing fast in the distance.
Closing Scene.
Washington, DC.
The White House. The Oval Office.
Ron Paul puts Down the phone.
Assistant: "Mr President, Chairman Joint Chiefs of Staff is here."
General Comes in: "Mr President."
(Producer shouting in the speaker: "What do you meant you can not find George?")
Ron Paul, Tired, but smiles: "Have you got everybody?"
General: "Yes, Sir".
Press Secretary: "Are You Ready Mr President?"
Ron Paul: "Yes, Lets Do It."
Goes into the Rose Garden - No Teleprompters.
Speaks, People listen - a Lot of Flashes...
Three Angles from the Air.
9:00 (EST)
ZeroHedge:
BREAKING:
* Ron Paul Has Announced The Gold Standard.
* Ron Paul Said No More BS - Banking System which Creates Banking Slaves.
* Ron Paul Said FED Will Be Ended Now.
* Ron Paul Has Signed Executive Oder To Issue US Dollars By The Treasury Of U.S. Fully Backed By Gold.
Authors: "This is it - Happy Ending"
Silence.
Executive Assistant is nervous and drinking water.
Producer is still siting like an Eagle on the Table, looking in the window at the Horizon.
Phone rings, Secretary: "George is Interested, will call back in five."
Producer is still thinking: "This is Sci-Fi, Right?"
Authors: "Technically, yes"
Producer: "Okay, boys We Go Anyway, but we will move it All to Mars - it is getting Hot Now"
Shouts in the speaker: "Get me Elon on the Line and order me that one - Tesla Model S in Red"
Ron Paul: The Movie
"Join the Freedom Revolution!
In an age of shameless hypocrisy
where all still swear allegiance to a Constitution
they have no intention to obey...
One man has stood for decades
against the tides of corruption...
Often he has stood alone...
No more."
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